Monday, December 6, 2010

Little Women, etc.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will watch Little Women while it snows outside, and we will feel nostalgic about the present.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Belly Contests

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will have belly contests.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Two peas in a wad.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will occasionally be two peas in a wad.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I will do my taxes.

When you are neighbors with me...

...I will need moral support for doing my taxes, so I will invite myself over.

Friday, October 8, 2010

We will make muffins.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will make muffins. Eventually.

Monday, October 4, 2010

You will share autumn treats.

When you are neighbors with me...

...you will ring the doorbell, tiny pumpkin squash bread and orange card in hand.


Wednesday, September 15, 2010

We will eat cabbage.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will eat braised cabbage and many other cabbage recipes.  And I will cook for you sometimes too. 

We will have tea.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will have Sunday afternoon tea, with friendly Scandinavian guests and perfectly formed snickerdoodles.

Friday, August 27, 2010

I will never make dessert.

When you are neighbors with me...

...I will never make dessert without asking you first if you have been inventing a new and pleasing treat.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

We will get bionic arms.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will get bionic arms.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Just around the corner.

When you are neighbors with me...

...you will be just around the corner.

<3

Saturday, July 17, 2010

They will be friends.

When you are neighbors with me...

...our vanilla extracts will be friends.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

We will run.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will run along the river and suffer and glory in our suffering.

"Suffering is really great, isn't it?" - newt

Friday, July 9, 2010

We will make french toast.

When you are neighbors with me...

...one of our projects will be making french toast. Definitely banana bourbon stuffed french toast, and maybe lemon ricotta stuffed french toast with blueberry sauce. A Herbie Hancock soundtrack will be provided.

We will have the greatest projects.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will have wondrous projects, but probably not one where we build a kitchen table.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

I will look out my window.

When you are neighbors with me...

...I won't have to wonder what you're doing awake at 6:00 AM, because I will be able to look out my window and see for myself that you were up all night delivering fresh wheat germ salad to your salad customers. 

You can borrow some herbs.

When you are neighbors with me...

...if you ever need or want herbs of the kind that live on my front porch, you can come over anytime and take some home.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I will never make a sign.

 When you are neighbors with me...

...you will stop by on your way home from the coop so frequently, but I will never make a sign on the door that says "do not disturb, Kaci W."