Hash brown bribery

When you are neighbors with me...

...I will bribe you to eat Dunkin Donuts hash browns so that I can write about it on this blog.

Little Women, etc.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will watch Little Women while it snows outside, and we will feel nostalgic about the present.

Belly Contests

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will have belly contests.

Two peas in a wad.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will occasionally be two peas in a wad.

I will do my taxes.

When you are neighbors with me...

...I will need moral support for doing my taxes, so I will invite myself over.

We will make muffins.

When you are neighbors with me...

...we will make muffins. Eventually.

You will share autumn treats.

When you are neighbors with me...

...you will ring the doorbell, tiny pumpkin squash bread and orange card in hand.